Percy Jackson And The Olympians Quotes by Rick Riordan and many others.

Percy was getting tired of water. If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon’s Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn’t care.
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians?
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard?
I don’t recommend shadow travel if you’re scared of: a) The dark b) Cold shivers up your spine c) Strange noises d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off In other words, I thought it was awesome.
Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.’ It was probably important to her.

Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.” “He’s the sun god,” I said. “That’s not what I meant.
What exactly did you find in Atlanta?” Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out souvenirs. “Some peach preserves. A couple of T-shirts. A snow globe. And, um, these not-really-Chinese handcuffs.” Annabeth forced herself to stay calm. “How about you start from the top—of the story, not the backpack.
Why do you need to gallop while you fly?” “Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right.
Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.
“Aphrodite,” she said. “Venus?” Hazel asked in amazement. “Mom,” Piper said, with no enthusiasm.
God alert!” Blackjack yelled. “It’s the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. “The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

My dear young cousin, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.
Blowfish, did you say?” “Ah, no. Blofis, actually.” “Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blowfish.