Two And A Half Men Quotes by Chelsea Handler, Angus T. Jones, Charlaine Harris, Lanny Bassham, Sara Gruen, Anthony Jeselnik and many others.
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.
It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, until you lose.
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
Charlie Sheen called his boss on ‘Two and a Half Men’В a ‘Jew ki**’ and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
