Two And A Half Men Quotes by Chelsea Handler, Angus T. Jones, Charlaine Harris, Lanny Bassham, Sara Gruen, Anthony Jeselnik and many others.
Britney Spears’ album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We’re in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we’re at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.
ItвЂ™s called Two and a Half Men,вЂќ Dermot was telling his guest. вЂњI understand,вЂќ Bellenos said. вЂњBecause the two brothers are grown, and the son isnвЂ™t.вЂќ вЂњI think so,вЂќ Dermot said. вЂњDonвЂ™t you think the son is useless?вЂќ вЂњThe half? Yes. At home, weвЂ™d eat him,вЂќ Bellenos said.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, until you lose.
Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?
Charlie Sheen called his boss on ‘Two and a Half Men’В a ‘Jew ki**’ and expected to go back to work. ThatвЂ™s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.