You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy and many others.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if you’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
